Book Your Tickets for 🎃 Haunted House: The Pantomime! 🎃

A Spooktacular Stage Adventure — Perfect for Halloween!

This October, get ready for a monstrously fun night out with a pantomime packed full of laughs, thrills, and ghostly goings-on. Haunted House is a Halloween treat for all ages, blending laugh-out-loud comedy, toe-tapping songs, audience participation, and just the right amount of spooky atmosphere.

🕯️ The Story

The not-so-fearless Bin Helsing family have always claimed to be the world’s greatest monster hunters… though in reality, they’re far better at causing chaos than catching creatures.

When the eerie old mansion on the hill — former home of the late Derrick Tenant — becomes the talk of the town, the Bin Helsings can’t resist investigating. Rumour has it there’s a priceless treasure hidden inside… but also that the place is haunted by famous monsters from every spooky story you’ve ever heard.

Baron Van Helsing, eager to prove his skills, drags along his loyal but bumbling son Frankie, the sharp-tongued housekeeper Aggie, and a few unsuspecting helpers. What they don’t know is that they’re stepping into the domain of:

• Count Dracula – charming but dangerous, and always thirsty for trouble.

• Frankenstein’s Monster – big, strong, and surprisingly fond of dancing.

• The Wolfman – speedy, shaggy, and up to no good.

• The Mummy – still shaking off a few thousand years of dust.

• The Bride of Dracula – glamorous, witty, and sharper than her fangs.

• The Invisible Man – who could be anywhere… or right behind you.

• Dr Frankenstein – the brilliant but eccentric scientist behind the Monster, whose experiments have a habit of going horribly wrong.

As the Bin Helsings sneak through cobwebbed corridors, investigate dusty libraries, and tiptoe past creaking coffins, they stumble upon secret passageways, talking portraits, and a series of strange clues leading to the treasure.

But all is not as it seems. Soon, the monster hunters and monsters must put their differences aside to stop a far more sinister force from claiming the mansion’s secrets forever. Can they work together before the clock strikes midnight on Halloween?

Expect:

• Hilarious comedy chases and slapstick gags

• Mystery and magical stage tricks

• Big musical numbers and monster mash-ups

• Plenty of “It’s behind you!” moments

👻 Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect Halloween entertainment for all ages.

• Packed with panto fun — songs, silliness, and audience interaction.

• A larger-than-life cast of loveable monsters and hapless heroes.

📅 Performance Dates & Times

Monday 27th October - Friday 31st October 2025

📍 Venue

St Luke's Parish Hall, Derby Road, Salford, M6 5YD
Fully accessible venue with refreshments and Halloween-themed treats.

🎟️ Tickets

• Adults: £10

• Children & Concessions: £7

Book early — before all the spirits are gone! 👻

📞 How to Book

• Online: Via this webpage

• Phone: 07852 584492

• In Person: Pay on the door with cash or card (subject to availability)

This Halloween, step inside the Haunted House… if you dare!
A frightfully funny pantomime full of ghosts, gags, and giggles.